CHICAGO (CBRAT News)--Aldermen would get a $20,000 pay increase under an ordinance introduced Wednesday by Ald. Stuart Smalley (51st Ward).
"I think we deserve it," asserted Smalley. "At least I know I deserve it ... I think my constituents think I am entitled to it."
Then he sighed that the Ann Sather cinnamon roll he was eating was probably just going to go straight to his hips, and asked the council for a voice vote on whether his ass looked fat in these pants.
The ayes had it.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Alderman proposes $20,000 pay hike, because he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him!
I've only lived in this city for about 8 years. How the hell do the lifers put up with this shit?
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Stuart Smalley?!?! That's the best you got? C'mon!!! Make yer point or let the guy move on to the next blog!!!!
OK. Wanna be fair. He has a right to blog, but we got limited time, right people? Right.
OK.
That's stinkin' thinkin'!
OK. You've been 88'ed. Yer outta here. Go.
HEY! HOWS COME I GOTsTA FILL OUTTA SOBRIETY TEST TO POST ON DIS TING?
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Barney: Res ipsa loquitur.
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