Thursday, May 25, 2006

Alderman proposes $20,000 pay hike, because he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him!

I've only lived in this city for about 8 years. How the hell do the lifers put up with this shit?

CHICAGO (CBRAT News)--Aldermen would get a $20,000 pay increase under an ordinance introduced Wednesday by Ald. Stuart Smalley (51st Ward).

"I think we deserve it," asserted Smalley. "At least I know I deserve it ... I think my constituents think I am entitled to it."

Then he sighed that the Ann Sather cinnamon roll he was eating was probably just going to go straight to his hips, and asked the council for a voice vote on whether his ass looked fat in these pants.

The ayes had it.

5 comments:

no spin blogger said...

Stuart Smalley?!?! That's the best you got? C'mon!!! Make yer point or let the guy move on to the next blog!!!!

OK. Wanna be fair. He has a right to blog, but we got limited time, right people? Right.

OK.

Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss said...

That's stinkin' thinkin'!

fox security said...

OK. You've been 88'ed. Yer outta here. Go.

barney said...

HEY! HOWS COME I GOTsTA FILL OUTTA SOBRIETY TEST TO POST ON DIS TING?

Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss said...

Fox Security: I think I used to date your sister, In.

Barney: Res ipsa loquitur.