Wednesday, September 27, 2006

No no no no no no no

No more posts or news items or web blurbs or wax cylinders or cave paintings -- nothing in any medium, anywhere, ever -- about the goddamn Dustin "Screech" Diamond sex tape. Please!

Bad Internet! Bad!

2 comments:

desmondish said...

"Wax cylinders". Good one. What about GAF Viewmaster discs? Is that an acceptable medium?

Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss said...

No! No Screech porn of any kind! I could work up a whole Dr. Seuss type poem here about the wacky kinds of media that I am trying to prevent, a la Green Eggs and Ham (e.g., "I will not watch a DVD / nor snow cartoon that's drawn with pee"), but I think it would detract from the seriosity of what I'm saying here. Which is, "no." Nein, non, nyet. Nuh uh.