More monkey shines from the publishers, editors, and authors of That Long Newspaper Spoon, Hubris, GmbH, Even Paranoiacs Can Have Enemies, and The (NIU) Public Address System.
No more posts or news items or web blurbs or wax cylinders or cave paintings -- nothing in any medium, anywhere, ever -- about the goddamn Dustin "Screech" Diamond sex tape. Please!
Bad Internet! Bad!
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"Wax cylinders". Good one. What about GAF Viewmaster discs? Is that an acceptable medium?
No! No Screech porn of any kind! I could work up a whole Dr. Seuss type poem here about the wacky kinds of media that I am trying to prevent, a la Green Eggs and Ham (e.g., "I will not watch a DVD / nor snow cartoon that's drawn with pee"), but I think it would detract from the seriosity of what I'm saying here. Which is, "no." Nein, non, nyet. Nuh uh.
2 comments:
"Wax cylinders". Good one. What about GAF Viewmaster discs? Is that an acceptable medium?
No! No Screech porn of any kind! I could work up a whole Dr. Seuss type poem here about the wacky kinds of media that I am trying to prevent, a la Green Eggs and Ham (e.g., "I will not watch a DVD / nor snow cartoon that's drawn with pee"), but I think it would detract from the seriosity of what I'm saying here. Which is, "no." Nein, non, nyet. Nuh uh.
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