Monday, September 04, 2006

Don't worry ... it's only SEPTEMBER

Yeah yeah yeah, there's a lot of baseball left, and it's a marathon, not a sprint, blah blah blah, but can the White Sox please stop sucking now? They're running out of time to go on that promised hot streak ... you know, the one that they haven't had for the entire second half of the season.

WILDLY IRRESPONSIBLE PREDICTION: If the White Sox don't make the playoffs, I predict that Ozzie Guillen will not return as manager for the '07 season. You heard it here first! So when I turn out to be wrong, at least you'll know I was early.

In other news of baseball misfortune, Cubs catcher Michael "The Bayonne Bleeder" Barrett is on the DL after creatively using his nads to block a foul tip the other day, sustaining an intrascrotal hematoma that required surgery.

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