Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Needs Improvement

I was always a good student. I was a fucking grind, in fact. But in elementary school, on every report card, there was always a consistent black mark against me, an area that Needs Improvement.

It would say something like, "Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss is a good student, but he often finishes his work early and bothers the other students by wanting to socialize and talk too much."

Unfortunately, that improvement never took place.

Mea culpa, you fascist bastards!

Hey, how about that Jim Thome? Isn't work boring?

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