> Pilot's chest pains land plane
Wow! Those are some talented chest pains! Don't need none of that stewardess calling out for volunteers to fly this bird home shit ... Never mind, the dang chest pains will handle it! That's right, baby, those chest pains shot down seven bogies over The Nam, before they lost their nerve and became the inspiration for the Robert Hays character in "Airplane!"
And this here enlarged prostate's gonna taxi this fucker straight to the gate! On-time arrival, beeyotch! Cuz it's gotta pee!!
Oh, snap! The medical conditions are doing it for themselves now!
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