Friday, February 02, 2007

Groundhog, feh ... I gotta harbinger for yez right here, buddy

I can sense the end of winter approaching. White Sox pitchers and catchers report for Spring Training in two weeks. Position players show up five days later. Approximately one minute hence, Ozzie Guillen offends the media for the first time in '07.* Let's play ball!

Yeah, yeah, I know ... Chicago has its collective head up its ample ass right now over the trademark-protected "Big Game" allegedly taking place this weekend, and the upcoming obscene yet ponderous spectacle is all anyone is talking -- or, more accurately, being talked at -- about. So, in the spirit of ... uh, that ... here's my prediction: The score of the aforementioned "Juego Grande" will be 27 to 12.

* Not counting his mangled pronunciation in an interview the other day of "Urlacher," which was just freakin' hilarious.

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