Friday, March 24, 2006

Spring Break 2006: All Hail The Slut Kings!



Spring Break? Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss never takes a break. Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss also never refers to himself in the third person.

Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss's entire life is Spring Break! (And referral to himself in the third person!)*

I am Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss, and welcome to my happening, which happens to freak me out. Blogging may be stupid, but it don't cost nothing.

Let's take stock. Let's read back the minutes, as it were. Weeeell, in what must be considered a victory for South Dakota's right wing -- judging from the download stats (or lack of them) -- it appears that nobody wants The Abortions. But then it is Spring Break all over America this week, and when the coeds sober up, we at CBRAT have a feeling they'll be changing their minds about that.

O ... K, then. So much for old bidniss. Any new bidniss?

Yes there is, Mr. Robert's Rules Breath. Yes there is!

What we have for yunz today is the long-awaited foisting of Vaguely, Illinois, juggernauts The Slut Kings, to the tune of two ... tunes.

Number one is the medley, "Fire Me/Jesus Had a Dick/Tits," about which little is known.

Number two (or, as we like to say, Number Kitman) is the only verified recording of the entire set of a blistering, malarial performance in the basement of the Masonic Lodge in Sycamore, Illinois (the band's only known foray outside of Vaguely) sometime in 1986 or 1987. Sources conflict on the date -- the mp3 sez 1986, but they, Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss, was there for this peformance ... we thinks ... and 1987 ... well, never mind. Anyway, there they are zipped up for a Rapidshare-served download, only 4.1 megs -- painless! It's one even you 56k fags can enjoy.

http://rapidshare.de/files/16350909/Slut_Kings.zip.html

Band spokesman and utility infielder Otis Ball says:

"Not much is known about the Slut Kings. They performed masked and were known by numbers. (Slut King #1, Slut King #2, Slut King #3, and Slut King #12.) No info on what happened to Slut Kings #4 - #11."

No info indeed. No info.

Next Time: A Very Special Installment of The Dez Fake Radio Dezstravagana Featuring Dez -- The Best of Cap'n Redbeard

*When you start referring to yourself in the second person, that's when you need to worry. ..... Uh oh.

1 comment:

saddam said...

I will never repent for bingo! Bastard right wing Kurds!