Friday, July 14, 2006

In Today's Weird News of Gubernatorial Hair Today (still July 14, 2006)

Surprising (or not) news in this year's exciting Battle of the Springfield Coifs: Gov. Blecch-oyvey-ovich (D - nominally) leads Doody Jar So-stinka (R - but the "fun" kind!) by 11 points in the latest Rasmussen Reports poll.

OK, Rasmussen. You win this round. Kudos to you for that.

We're still working on the latest CBRAT poll (Excel is hard!), but so far, there's a real race underway. Early numbers show "None of the Above" and "Oh My God, Why? WHY???" currently in a virtual tie for front-runner, with 30- and 31-point leads, respectively, over the nearest challenger, NBC-5's Bob Sirott. Blagojevich and Topinka are not even showing up in the measurable results, but the CBRAT poll does have a margin of error of approximately 175 points, give or take, so what we're saying is, it's up for grabs. Grabs!

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