Wednesday, June 07, 2006

God with Go!

That's what I want! Screw this "go with god" shit! I want a god with Go! Oomph! Zazz!

I want a god with a spring in its step and a yes-we-can! attitude. I want a god with a tiger in its tank, except for the tiger's eye, which I want to be in its ... uhh ... eye.

I want a god that shows enthusiasm when I mount it.

Wait ... that last one was actually sort of a reference to a Chief Dan George line from the movie "Little Big Man" ... I'm not sure why that came to mind. It seems horribly wrong. But I ain't saying it ain't true!


desmondola said...

One god is not enough. I still prefer my gods to be corporeal emperors, i.e. Hirohito pre-Hiroshima.

Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss said...

Wasn't Hitler a corporeal in World War One?

desivicious said...

Corporeal punishment?

Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss said...

Genital disarray?