More monkey shines from the publishers, editors, and authors of That Long Newspaper Spoon, Hubris, GmbH, Even Paranoiacs Can Have Enemies, and The (NIU) Public Address System.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Reform torts, destroy strudels
You know, life insurers will reject you if you are into skydiving as a hobby. Yet, if you were into skydiving as a hobby, and some ass drunken driver killed you on the highway, in your wrongful death suit, your proclivity to jump out of perfectly good airplanes would be a plus, in terms of calculating damages. Because, hey, you loved life! You loved life so much that you cheated it at every opportunity! Fuck you, life! I love you! You magnificent bastard!
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