Saturday, February 25, 2006

A little casino humor

One night, Injun Jack Benny, him get rob. Him get stick up at bow and arrow point.

Injun robber, him say, "You wampum or you life!"

Long time pass, seem like moon. Injun Jack Benny, him no say a word.

Injun robber, him say, "Howww?"

Injun Jack Benny, him say ... "Me thinking."


Mr. Insert Namehere said...

Injun Foojang not direct any living actor this way. No wampum worth this.

Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss said...

Squaw take husband to see medicine man. Medicine man say, what wrong with him? Squaw say, him think he chicken. Medicine man say, me fix him up good, he no think him chicken no more. Squaw say, but doctor! We needum eggs!