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Tuesday, October 02, 2007
RIP Osterizer 1995 - 2007
Hudson County, New Jersey, Correspondent One O Ball writes:
She was an excellent blender. Served well and often for well over a decade, used daily during spring and summer. She started life on The Cardigans tour bus and probably got the workout of her life there. Retired to the House O' Ball and lived out her years making whiskey slushes. An inadvertent loose replacement of the blade fixture after a washing, unfortunately, caused her internal injuries beyond repair. She will be missed.
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Damn it. I put a baby in that one.
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