Friday, December 15, 2006

Christmas is canceled ... no Baby Jesus this year

OK ... the experiment of not hating Christmas is officially over, due to the existence of this. Non-hatred of life itself is now at serious risk, in fact.

!!!WARNING!!! Sheer evil follows. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT under any circumstances watch this video as far as the point where Santa appears to be going into labor in his sleigh. Mother Mary and Joseph. If this blog had a "safe word," I would call it right now.

Mike Love - Santa's Going to Kokomo


Des-kazakhstan said...

Yeah... is Manson still contributing some material to the surviving Beach Boys? Clearly, there's a hidden message in that video compelling me to commit some sort of incoherent mayhem. I'm pretty sure that "Christmas in Kokomo" is an anagram for "Helter Skelter"... not to be confused with Red Skelton's psychedelic anthem "Helter Skelton".

Stronger Than Dirt Pete Moss said...

Oh, man, I TOLD you not to watch that video. Now I can't be held responsible.

Feral Mom said...

Oh. My. God. The images are burned into my retinas. Why didn't you...oh wait. You did.