Friday, February 29, 2008

Hey Blogosphere, I gotta note!

Dear Blogosphere,

Please excuse little Stronger Than Dirt Pete from finishing his rambling and questionable multi-part post about Cole Hall at Northern Illinois University today. I know it's overdue, but he has a cold and needs to focus on coughing, aching, and being a baby about it. He'll write up the conclusion when he feels better like it.

[signed]

Moss's Mother


POSTSCRIPT -- HORRIBLE, STUPID, TRITE POSTSCRIPT: In the meantime you can compare and contrast my approach to the subject with that taken by a certain post-disgraced columnist with the non-initials "ob reene." Can you guess what he says before you click the link? Here's a hint: on-campus shooting sprees -- he's agin em. And, somehow, for some reason, he attempts to link them up with the presidential election campaign. My favorite line: "Please disregard the previous mayhem." Oh, I'm way ahead of you, "ob."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It makes me feel better that none of the reaction comments after the article are positive.

Did Bob insert this blurb at the end himself?:
"Bob Greene is an award-winning journalist and best-selling author."

Darius said...

It reminds me of Rapture-Pusher Jerry Jenkins' bio, back when he was "writing" (in the most liberal sense of the word) the Gil Thorp comic strip, describing him as a highly-sought humorist.

Say what?

Like Greene, his real legacy on this planet lies elsewhere. But also like Greene, anything he can do to distance himself from it is probably a good idea.