I saw the worst minds of chicagoland destroyed by cubsness

Who says poetry sucks is dead? This post from the Cubs fan message board is unparalleled geniosity:

I'm sick of

by "tellthetruthboytellthetruth"

these kool aid drinkers saying ..i can see dusty resting players........it's freaken may 5th.....only player that should need a blow would be your catcher........dusty will do anything to get neifi in..give any excuse and kool aid drinkers will #### it right down......

Preach on, daddyo.